Some of you remember Victoria, from Taizhou

Spring, 2010 

Some of you remember Victoria, from Taizhou.   For those of you who don’t, Victoria is- I think the east coast term is wicked- smart, clever, beautiful, and ambitious as all hell.   In other words, a dream.  Last year she put on a show for Scott and his kids and me.   You know that these trips for Scott and me are fun and we learn a lot, but there is an awful lot of showing off and maneuvering behind the scenes of every event.   There is a lot of jockeying to see who sits at the head point of the (round) table, next to the person paying for lunch.  Last year, Scott usually got to sit next to the person paying for lunch, and on the other side was the most senior or most powerful leader (this is where the personal jockeying comes in- sometimes we spent two or three minutes standing around the table, while two people fight out who is going to be the least important.  Sort of Alphonse and Gaston, with every “No, you go first,” a bluff.  First one to call the bluff wins).  

To show off her power last year, Victoria disdained the standard Chinese lunch at the big round table in the private room, with the servant girls  and the endless flow of food and liquor.   Victoria chose to serve Western food (steak, potatoes, vegetables) and make everyone, including her boss, her bosses’ boss, and a couple of other bosses, eat it.  Oh, and it was served at a big rectangular table, like in regular countries, and everyone got a fork and knife instead of chopsticks.   This was by way of saying, look at the kind of food I can order, and I’m paying for lunch, so eat it and shut up and if you can’t use a fork, then go ahead and ask for chopsticks.  We’ll all notice.   I didn’t actually hear her say this, but this is my impression.  This is the sophomore cheerleader telling the seniors that they aren’t the only cool kids on the team, and I’ve got moves you haven’t seen yet.

Victoria is a very senior person in the government publicity department, which sounds like a dead end job, but job titles don’t always match power.   Think of her job as controlling information that goes out, and it sounds a bit more serious.  This is the xuan chuan bu, the propaganda bureau.  Victoria was up for promotion to vice mayor when she was in Chicago, and this would be a very powerful position.   She already has gathered around her a stable (I think that is the right word) of smart, beautiful women, who adore Victoria and comprise part of her personal empire.  She has a driver, of course- in the US we would call him big and strapping- and a big black car. 

Jasmine, who works for Victoria, picked me up on the interstate (I get handed off between cities, because the expressways are all so new that only local drivers know the directions).   We had a fairly modest lunch- only a vice mayor and a director of a development zone, plus assorted hangers-on, and then went to the PRC war memorial that memorializes the epic battle in January, 1955, between about 20,000 PRC soldiers, plus 180 planes and a bunch of ships with big guns, against about 1100 holdout Kuomintang ragtag soldiers on two small islands off the coast of Taizhou.   After bombing the shit out of the island, and strafing it with planes, and then ships unloading shells for a few hours, the 20,000 PRC soldiers invaded the island and in two hours the enemy gave up.   This sounds not very impressive, and it probably was not.  But most of us were alive at the time, and you remember Kemoy and Matsu, and this was six years after the declaration of the PRC, and two years after the cessation of hostilities in Korea.   John Foster Dulles had negotiated a joint defense treaty with the people on Taiwan in 1954.   So my take on this is that the PRC decided to show the Chinese people, and the world, especially the US, that it could have another stalemate in Taiwan, just like in Korea, if it chose to let the Taiwanese run too wild.   So look at our coordinated air, sea, and land attack, and we crushed the shit out of the defenders, and anyone else who wants a piece of me can get in line.   The US then asked the Ruskies to ask the Chincoms to not attack a larger island, with 20,000 Kuomintang soldiers, because Shen Kai Shek’s son was on the island, so the PRC let the 7th Fleet remove the 20,000 soldiers to Taiwan, and the US learned to play it coy with Taiwan.   Again, I didn’t hear the 19 year old Army cadet (cute as hell in her uniform) say any of  this, but I’m just free lancing here.

Dinner was the big deal.  Men in China, even men in pretty high places, tend to dress like….. well, me.  A little shorter, a little neater, but in the same general direction.  Socks.  No suit and tie.  Victoria, of course, does not.  Victoria dresses UP.  There were from ten to fifteen people at dinner.  The number kept changing, because apparently the hotel in which we had dinner (probably owned by the  government) also serves as the McDonald’s, the Mitchell’s, the after school hangout, for government people, and on any given night, there are about half a dozen (I’m not kidding) dinner meetings going on in separate dining rooms, and people keep rotating in and out of rooms like aldermen going to funerals or the president of the high school social service club making sure everyone knows the directions from the hangout to the event on Saturday morning.   People move in and out making appearances, having a couple of toasts, maybe eating a little, telling a joke, a moving anecdote, some praise for the highest leader already in the room, and then moving on.

Victoria has some power.  You can tell by how much deference is provided when she walks into the room, or by the references to how soon she will be walking into the room.  People in the government (and probably outside the government as well) use cell phones like- well, probably, teenagers.   People call each other to tell each other that they will call in five minutes when they are already only six minutes away.   This is especially true for bigger leaders.   The conditions in the room change when a leader walks in.  There is a really unbelievable amount of running around to get chairs and moving furniture and people adjusting themselves in the room according to rank or desired rank.  The big dog gets the best seat. 

I don’t know how much power Victoria has, but at dinner, the vice mayor sat three seats away from her.  I was on one side, and next to her was a provincial official from the training office, which is the office that sends students to IIT and other schools around the world.  The  training office is in the supervision department, which is the government.  The organization department is the Party corresponding agency, but they obviously work together.  The supervision and organization departments handle Party discipline, evaluation of mayors, vice-mayors, and provincial leaders, and promotions. 

Dinner was very good, the usual mix of wonderfully prepared fishes, shellfish, vegetables, some meat, some noodles.   You know that the dishes are all set on a big rotating table, and people pick things out as the table is slowly rotated by people looking for their favorite dish.  Instead of the pretty typical Chinese wine (which is rice liquor), we had a very nice red wine and something I have never seen in the US, but should be available everywhere, and that is corn juice.   It’s just corn juice, some honey, and water, and it is good.   A nice alternative to any other juice, and especially the Chinese wine. 

Others at the table were An Chen (Andy, for Scott), who is a transportation advisor to the mayor of a county.  His job, I think, is to get money from the Zhejiang Investment Group, LLC, to build roads in the county.   The ZIG, for those of us in the know, is a provincial state-owned investment company that provides funds for public projects, but gets to say no to projects that the governor of the province (or the provincial branch of the Development and Reform Commission) does not like.  Next to Andy was Danny (whose Chinese name I can’t remember) and who left early to makes pitches in other rooms.  He was replaced by Mr. Yan (who never had an English name, I don’t think), who is, in fact, on the Board of Directors of the ZIG.  Quelle surprise!

Victoria was also running in and out of the room at dinner, but she was back for the two big surprises.  The first was an entire boar’s head, meat sliced into pieces and the bone bleached white.  Everybody oohed and aahed just like they did in Raiders of the Lost Ark, or whatever the movie was, when they brought in the monkey heads for dinner. 

The second big surprise was the Big Leader.   I don’t know how big.  I mean, physically, he was a Buddha, but in terms of power, Victoria changed her seat next to me, she moved her entire place setting and food and glasses over one seat,  and personally put clean plates and chopsticks and everything else in the empty place (this would be done at any other time by one of the serving ladies, but this was a show of deference, before the guy came into the room).   The vice mayor left the room, his vice apparently being too small to merit attention.   The Big Leader seemed like a nice enough guy- he was friendly to everyone, and sat next to me and we did toasts, as he did with most everyone in the room.    When he stood up to do the toast with me, I called him on the fact that my glass was full, and his was only half (toasts are often of the drain-the-glass variety).   Toasts are supposed to be done with approximately equal quantities and color of liquid.   The Big Guy laughed.  He liked that I called him on it, in the way that an emperor might enjoy tolerating the impertinences of a bug. 

The Big Guy stayed for about twenty minutes, enough to survey the room for who was there and not there, and, having marked his territory, moved on. 

By this time, most everyone had moved on to other dinners and meetings down the hall or next door.  Mr. Yan, the ZIG board member, decided that he and I needed to have a bottle of Maotai, which is done in the same casual way one would propose drinking an entire bottle of grain alcohol.   We got about half way before a modicum of sense was restored, and we evacuated to the outside. 

At that point, Victoria and Jasmine and Jason, the young English major who was along for the ride, decided they needed to entertain me.  We adjourned to KTV, which merits a little of its own description.

KTV is a chain of karaoke-night club-men’s entertainment clubs that seem to have sprung up all over China.  They are decorated like German punk meets disco- all colored glass and mirrors and strobe lights and shiny metal and lights in the floors and live fish in the walls.  I’ve seen two of these now, and the general idea is the same in both.  There are several floors, each with a maze of different size private rooms, most suitable for a group of about four to eight people, with couches and video screens and soft lighting and a few low tables for snacks and drinks.  Every room has a pretty sophisticated karaoke set up, with thousands of songs in Chinese and English, and the video screen plays the music and displays the words, in English if the song was recorded in English, with some appropriate background video of boys and girls falling in or out of love, or whatever.  The videos, as far as I can tell, are all G-rated, but the rooms might not be.  You rent the room by the hour, and you can have drinks and snacks delivered or not, and if the meeting goes well, you can probably stay all night.  The doors don’t lock, but waitstaff should be models of discretion.  Each room has a private bathroom, some with shower.

In a China that is outwardly formal and cool, these places offer a really intriguing alternative.   At the KTV in Liaoyang, in Liaoning Province,  about six of us went in the afternoon, before all the real business started.  There were about twenty young girls all seated in one room.  I asked the host who they were, and he told me secretaries.  I presume that answer counts for working girl in any language. 

Anyway, the driver for a government person in China has an aggressive aspect to part of his personality that corresponds with the status of his leader.   We got in the car, and the driver starts honking his horn before we even get out of the driveway of the restaurant/hotel.  The bigger leaders get a car with a klaxon, which of course we used in getting through traffic to the KTV.   The streets in Taizhou along the river are studded on the edges with some sort of yellow reflective light, almost like Christmas lights, so we are driving through what feels like the Yellow Brick Road, with horns and klaxons and me and Jason and Victoria and Jasmine.

We got to KTV, got inside, and had a room prepared.  Karaoke is a very big deal in China, and everybody is willing to participate, regardless of voice quality, which was good for me.  We all selected songs- the number of songs in English, some with different versions, is in the hundreds.   Everybody in China knows the music and words to American songs, because they learned them in school, in the US, at KTV, or on the radio.

We sort of took turns leading on a song, and all of us pitched in as we could, and the music is loud enough and the microphones big enough so that almost anyone sounds good enough, and we danced for a couple of hours, to slow songs and fast, and sang and laughed and cheered each other as somebody finally got a note pretty near correct, and the image of slow dancing, holding first Victoria, and then Jasmine, is probably good enough to end this e-mail. 

How was your day?

Into Clean Air

October, 2009 


Steven Shen Kanming and his wife and son and I went to Anji, which is in Huzhou, a small city in Zhejiang Province.  A couple of you will like this one, because it is an adventure, not hiking through Afghanistan for sure, but an adventure nevertheless – hidden dragons, many waterfalls, and how face can be made in China (sometimes).

Steven picked me up in the afternoon of national day, after the big parade in Beijing.  Or, I should say, Steven and his driver.   Let me tell you, it does wonders for one’s public image to have the big black car with the driver pull up in front of your apartment, and the government official jump out and greet you warmly.  I highly recommend it.  Over the last few years of being in China, the standard mode of travel is just that- black car, driver, my buddy in the back seat.   At ZUST,  I keep waiting every morning for the car and driver to take me from class to class, but so far it hasn’t materialized.   Must be on back order.

Huzhou is a small city between Shanghai and Jiaxing.   It borders Lake Tai, which is famous as one of China’s largest fresh water lakes, and now famous for its eutrophication and pollution.   Because of its limestone basin, it is also famous for its scholar’s stones, which some of you have seen in Ann and Dave’s garden.   The lake is about 900 square miles, no slouch of a lake, but only about two meters average depth.   Sort of like the Missouri River.

Steven grew up near Lake Tai, and he told me about going swimming there.   As with much of urban China, thirty years ago this area was rural, and the river was clean.   And as with much of China, the area is now developed, although not in the hyperventilating mode of the bigger cities.  The downtown part of Huzhou- old Huzhou- has big urban trees and a relaxed feel.   I guess I am getting acclimated when a place of 2.5 million people feels like a small town.

The driver dropped us off at a small local restaurant in Huzhou, where we met Wendy, Steven’s wife, and their son Can, who is 15.   Steven said he would let his driver go home, to be with his family.  After all, fair is fair.  It was national day and it was about 6:00 in the evening.

Dinner was good, just the four of us.  I avoided the chicken feet, but the fish and pork and vegetable dishes were all tasty.   I had some chrysanthemum tea and we shared a bottle or two of Chinese huang jiu yellow wine (which is actually brown) and which is not so strong as the alcohol that often fuels these events.

We walked back to the hotel, through downtown Huzhou, stopping for a while in the big department store.   The department store is six floors, with an atrium in the middle surrounded by the escalators.   This is Marshall Field’s in the 1960’s, at Christmas.  There are a lot of people buying, a lot looking.  On a Thursday night, the night of national day.   Much of the retail space is given over to brand names, which I presume rent the space in the store as they do in the US.   Lots of different clothing retailers, lots of styles, from professional woman on the go to hip-hop street kid.   I am not sure whose clothes are more expensive.  Housewares, kitchen, toys and jewelry.   Jewelry is, of course, on the first floor.  Along with the health food store, where I considered some protein powder and bee pollen.  Too expensive.  Too weird, also.  There was a KFC and a Mickey D’s right across the street, even in this fairly small town.

Every store-in-the-store has several employees, all of whom seem willing and eager to help.  Not so much like the US.    I could bargain in the health food store, although this is generally not done in the department stores.

I could get CCTV9 in the hotel, so I watched something with people speaking English.  Breakfast was the typical Chinese hotel breakfast- western and Chinese items.  You have to keep in mind that the Chinese like eggs for breakfast, usually hard-boiled, and they like pork, so bacon and fried eggs is not a stretch.  And they like big breakfasts.  Most hotels have a grill, where the egg guy will make eggs whatever style you want, and depending on the class of the hotel, add in tomatoes, onions, spices.  Still no cheese, except at the most westernized places.   Bread for toast is generally available.  The coffee was actually okay, maybe because I got there early, before it had a chance to sit on the burner for an hour.

We left about 9:30 in the morning for Anji.  We met up with several other people en route, two of Steven’s subordinates and three organization department guys, one from the provincial level.  A couple had wives and kid along, so this was a family outing for the families and a family outing for the leadership family.  The organization department is the party side of the personnel department, or at least that is how I understand it.   The organization department is the unit that decides who goes to Chicago to IIT, and who gets promoted.

The drive was about 90 minutes or so, we checked into the hotel in Anji.  Parked in the back lot, listening to Uptown Girl on the radio.  Anji is a county-level city, and the poorest of the five Huzhou districts or counties.  You can tell about some things in China easily.  Huzhou is the city, and the hotel is fine.  Not Shanghai fine, but fine.  In rural Anji, the hotel is listed as four stars, but that is four stars in Anji.  So the hotel entrance is not fancy, and there is no suited bellhop to open the door and grab the luggage.  And the lobby is not so over-designed.   And even though the place is clean, you get that sort of musty feeling that you get in Florida, and I suppose everywhere in the global south, that comes from low-lying land and humid air and things just decaying or being eaten everywhere.   I am for sure not drinking the water from the tap here.   Not many westerners here.  The breakfast next day was Chinese only, with hot orange juice and no coffee, and no tea.

At lunch on Friday we met up with the big leader of the day, who is the head of the organization department in Huzhou.  Seems like a very nice guy.  Of course, he has a daughter who is 17 and wants to know about business schools in the US.   The leader wants her to select a school in the top 50 in the US.  Her high school has some sort of relationship with Purdue University- maybe her English teacher went there-  so she is thinking of that.   Cherry and I talked about this for a while, about sometimes not getting what you pay for, and companies that can hire two graduates from a smaller school for the price of what they think they will have to pay for one graduate from Northwestern, or someplace.  And schools that are focused on finance, and logistics, and health care.  And finding a school that is a good fit for her.   I am in a strange place in China.  I know things that are useful and valuable to people, but not so useful that I can make real money from it.   If the world will only shift, just a little bit ….

After lunch, we drove to the main event, about 45 minutes away, to the Hidden Dragon and Many Waterfalls park.  Some  reviews 

Huzhou, like some other cities in Zhejiang, has a curious landscape.  Most of the city is dead flat, like Chicago.   The land is cut repeatedly by small streams or constructed storm drainage systems, and there seems hardly a flow of water in them anywhere.   But you drive outside of town, to Anji in this case, and there are hills, steep and covered in trees and lots of them.  They just rise out of the ground, like the Alps do in southern Germany.  Flat farm, flat farm, flat farm- bang- too steep to ski.  Maybe a 70 degree slope.  Like the hills poked themselves up out of the ground, and there is more hill waiting below to come out.

So “hills” are maybe the wrong term.  These are not mountains, by comparison with the Rockies, but they sure are bigger than suburban Chicago Palos Hills or Country Club Hills or Vernon Hills.   I can tell because Anji is home to a large water pumping station, including a dam, set in the rushing river coming out of the … hills.  There is some information about the pumping station, but I need better before I can write about pump size and how much water is supplied.   Sometimes you have to get the facts right.

The mayor of Anji has taken environmental protection seriously, although there are still many factories contributing a lot of pollution to air and water.   But the theme is to make Anji an “ecological county” which means that future factories will have to agree to meet the legal requirements.

Part of the reason for the ecological concern is that Anji is the home of bamboo in China, and bamboo is a mainstay of the local economy.  

Photo: Robert Schrader   https://www.facebook.com/leaveyourdailyhell/

We think of bamboo as a real tropical plant, but it grows here just fine, thank you, despite what we think.  And this bamboo is an amazing material.  We also all think of it as versatile, but you have no idea. People use it as a construction material, for walls, floors, columns, and beams, for furniture, for medicine, for food and beer and wine, for a form of paper, for weaving into rope and string, for art projects, for clothing and towels.    I give up.  China is going to win.  This bamboo stuff is more versatile than concrete.  Even more versatile than oak or pine.   At lunch, we had bottles of Science Bamboo Beer.   We ate bamboo shoots, sat on bamboo furniture, in a building decorated with bamboo, and watched the trucks wheezing down the road overloaded with cut bamboo to be taken for processing into any of a hundred products.   But not bamboo paper.  It is still made, but the local factories were closed because of their environmental problems- too much water demand, too much air and water pollution.  So those factories were moved to the south of China.

Bamboo harvest

Like many of the places I have been in China, the Hidden Dragon and Many Waterfalls spot is not on most of the tour guides.   There are occasional foreigners, but not like at the Great Wall or in Beijing or in Shanghai.  This does not prevent many of the signs along the trails being in English, as well as Chinese.  There is no doubt whatsoever that English is the second language of China.  People listen to, or watch, CSPAN and CNN in English, and get American music and movies in English, and read the NYT online just like we do.   Me, I have figured out how to recognize the Chinese characters for the numbers 1, 2, and 3.  I will probably have 4 down by the end of next week, if I work at it.   I think I know the difference between men and women.  In Chinese, I mean.  People keep asking me what I think of some current US pop music group, and I can’t even tell them my knowledge of music stopped with the Beach Boys.  No frame of reference.

The hills are densely covered in pine and bamboo, and pretty up close and from a distance, but the real treat is the climb into the hills around the waterfalls.   There are many wonderful climbs like this in China, with not-so-regularly cut stone serving as steps and sometimes there are railings made of steel pipe and sometimes just of steel reinforcing rod.   And sometimes, no railing.  None of this would ever meet OSHA standards, and the lawsuits in the US would shut the place down in about a New York minute.   But it is fun, and more natural, and more human scale, than if there were required elevators and pink release forms and concrete steps, 7.5 inches high and 12 inches deep.  Below is a wood slat suspension bridge with chains for railings.  It is rickety.  If you fall here, it would be … bad. 

The wood slats are more than a few inches apart … just for fun

So you can argue about China is still a developing country, and how far we have come, to take the danger out of nature in the US, but people take their little kids up this steep and uncertain climb, and the sense of personal responsibility is much greater.   We have had this discussion before, and you know that last winter I was a big supporter of the Americans with Disabilities Act, but do you want this climb to be fun or not?   Sure, there is a continuum, and I am not buying helmets and pitons, but how can we make this sort of stuff accessible (as it were) to most people without ruining it (for most people)?   The way this is built, it is fun and hard.  You could fall and get hurt.

Photo:  Leon Chen, at https://trip101.com/article/best-things-to-do-anji-county-china

There are 11 stations along the climb, each one on a small piece of rock or constructed into the hillside, where you can buy water and drinks and maybe a snack.  And places to sit for a few minutes before resuming.  And some have bathrooms.   So this is my version of Everest, and Jon Krakauer has nothing on me.  I am not just writing about it, I did it.   The climb is sometimes steep, sometimes flat enough for something passing for sidewalk, but mostly it is steep with steps that are uneven and jagged and non-uniform.  The waterfalls are all around, in the vertical hills, now too steep for trees.   At some places, there is no room for steps, so the climb is on a ladder made of reinforcing rod, or some very steep steps like the ones in those hidden attic stairways.   But the steps are not flat, they are three reinforcing rods spaced an inch or two apart, welded to the frame (probably better for footing than a flat piece of steel or wood).

This is one of those climbs where you get a few hundred feet up, and the view back down the waterfall, in the rocks and hills, is gorgeous, and you have hit a couple of the rest stops, and you think, okay, that was fun.   And then you look way up in the hill, and there are people with kids walking way up there, and it is like watching the field action from the upper deck in Comiskey – no- US Cellular- no, Guaranteed Rate Field? … where the White Sox play.   How did those people get so small?  And then you realize, damn, they are not on some other hill,  they are on your hill, just above you by a few hundred meters.

When Jim Ford says he doesn’t understand about my high school analogy, that Chinese government relationships are like those in the high school student government, he doesn’t know about one-ups-man ship.   Before the climb into clean air, we had lunch with the big leader and the three other organization department guys and the big Party guy from Jiaxing and the  wives and kids.   This was a family lunch, but the venue, in Anji,  suggests that this was also a bonding event.  The toasts were plentiful,  and I did my share.  We had rice wine, beer, and some Wu Liang Ye, which is a baijiu, a clear alcohol like vodka.   Not all leaders have to be big drinkers, and one is able to decline, but face goes up, at least for some Chinese, with the ability to drink.   So I held my own, and I think this made a difference.   More about that later.   But on the climb, it meant that I could end a rest stop by saying, “zou,” which means let’s go, and everyone moved.   Or maybe they were just deferring to the old guy.

Anyway, the climb is set around hundreds of waterfalls.  Some are small, like a bathtub faucet left on full, and some are sheets of water coming over a sheer rock face, twenty feet wide and falling fifty, into the next pool on the journey down.

The steep hill faces are about fifty feet apart, although that varies, on both sides of the climb, and there is a center spine of water that is the main flow.   There is a foot path is on each side of this spine, so there is a sort of up stairs and down stairs quality to the scene.  In some places the paths merge, since there is not enough room between the rock faces  for two paths.  In some places, the merge is down to the width of a ladder.   You climb the ladder over the rushing water below.

So this is not one continuous waterfall, but waterfalls all along the sides of the steps-ladders-stairs, and a center cascade of water flowing into pools at many levels, before continuing down.  Each level has something different to offer in access to the cascade, or access to the pool, or access to the little waterfalls on the sides.


Photo:  Tyler Ho  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206501520958901&set=a.10205622699828922&type=3

In China, the opportunity to make some money is never missed.  At about rest stop three, there is a one person tracked vehicle ride that goes up the pass.   It is exactly the Mouse at Riverview.   One person per car, tracks about two feet apart, open car, hands inside the car (there must be such a sign) and off you go.   We didn’t do that, although it would have been fun, but don’t look down.  Next time.

The climb is hard.  I kept thinking of Everest, and Into Thin Air, and which camp we would be at by now.   By camp seven or eight, I was thinking it was over, but I looked up, and there was always more.   Damn ego.   I had to push on, since I was representing the free world here.   But we were doing this without oxygen, so I felt a little better.  Above rest stop- sorry- camp 8, there start to be signs that you are in rarefied turf.   The steps on the ladders are now wood, and fairly old wood, and a little bendy, if you know what I mean.   And there is an air, as it were, of unkemptness, like the sherpas didn’t come this far when they removed the oxygen bottles and bodies from the summer before.

But the air is clean.  It is moist, and piney, and unmistakably fresh.   Everyone can drink the water right from the cascade at this height.  The only thing above is the water source.

Between camp 8 and camp 9, there is a wood and rope bridge that is definitely not for the OSHA crowd.  Maximum of three people at a time, but I figured they meant Chinese people, so I waited until three of our party had crossed, and started out alone.   I was on good enough terms with the leaders, from my lunch performance, that the Party guy from Jiaxing, who easily outweighed me by 50 pounds, started behind me and playfully rocked the ropes.   At least I think I was on good terms.  I mean, the Jiaxing guy was smiling and all, and if the bridge rocked too much, we were both going into clean air, as it were.   But its like walking from the number 5 Jeffrey bus stop at 64th and Dante to Mount Carmel in 1968, past the local misguided youth from the neighborhood.   The Jiaxing guy wanted to see if he could smell fear, and I couldn’t give it to him.  Too much loss of face.  I smiled, and shook the ropes back at him.

At camp 10, they give you a hard boiled egg as a little gift.  “You made it to camp 10.”   “Don’t let this be your last meal.”

The last camp is number 11, which we did not attempt.  Getting too dark, and there are no street lights up here.   Another hundred meters or so, up, and probably another half an hour of climb.  So I failed at my first attempt.  But I will be back.   The hidden dragon is calling.

I can’t tell if Chinese are all this way, or if it is the difference in our ages that makes Chinese seem so damn energetic.  The IIT students are mostly fifteen to twenty, or twenty five, years younger than me.   We walked down from camp 11.  I decided to count steps, and it is well over a thousand steps down, not counting flat parts.

When we got to the bottom, it was nearly dark.   Again, not to miss an opportunity to sell, the exit from the climb takes you into a building that is lined on both sides with stalls of people selling drinks, and food, and memorabilia.   I presume people rent the stalls, just like in the department store.  Pretty much everyone sells the same stuff.  The hallway is about fifteen stalls long, stalls on each side, and you turn a corner, thinking it is over, but the building is bigger than you think, and they have routed you back in the opposite direction through another15 stalls, each side, selling the same stuff.  So you just did a U-turn through the building, before finally being ejected into the street.

We walked up the hill in the little village where the Hidden Dragon is, to me looking and feeling like the retreat from Moscow.   We collapsed into a little restaurant, absolutely tired.  And thirsty.  And soaked with sweat.  Me, anyway.  Now this is the Chinese energetic part, or maybe the high school part.   Sitting at two big round tables in the restaurant, did we order big bottles of water, or coke, or sprite, which are freely available?   We did not.  We launched into some locally made clear alcohol, really terrible stuff.   The kids got the sprite, and I never wanted to sit at the kids table so much in my life.

But there was a payoff.  After the terrible local liquor, we started on dinner and beer and rice wine, which were all great.   And I was telling them about IIT, and ZUST, and teaching.   The general English level was ok.  Steven, his wife, one of the other wives, and two of the organization department guys had good or okay English.   I told them about being in Dalian last June, and getting the tour of the Dalian Party school, and jokingly asking if I could teach there, and without any of the usual Chinese demurring, got a quick and solid, “No.”     But  the Party guy and the head organization department guys took that as a challenge, and I think my lunch performance helped, and so now they are investigating whether I can give a lecture at Hangzhou Party school.    Update:  Lecture at Zhejiang Province Party School, about a year later